rocketgruntcarlos:

You wouldn’t download a Pokemon

rocketgruntcarlos:

  • me: [walking past people having a conversation about Pokemon]
  • me: [BREATHES HEAVILY]
  • mom: [no]

Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.

inevitablesiren:

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AHAHAHAHAAH. Like I’ll ever get any

(Source: coffeelaced-intoxicating)

kirbyrightbackatya:

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

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(Source: kirbyoppressor64)

tapdancers:

new  pokemon announced (100% official)

  • pikachu  the second  just  like pikachu but taller
  • president carter
  • bulbasaur
  • peugot 106
  • 534.12
  • sporty spice from the spicegirls
  • all members of the us senate

(Source: basedpidgeot)

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

vvumblr:

stand up comedian? no… haHa…  *begins to sweat nervously* im a lay down comedian *lays down on the ground* i can also lay down some sick beats…. *audience leaves*

(Source: cybebully)